November 2011
1 post
April 2011
5 posts
file #145 pee wee.
Agent Rhinestone can’t help but be a bit worried about what will happen to Pee Wee (her 7 pound chihuahua) when the baby arrives this August. Rhinestone and Wee are so close. They spend 24 hours a day physically joined.
8:00am Rhinestone wakes up and cuddles Pee Wee for 30 minutes
8:30am Rhinestone and her BF/Baby Daddy take lil Wee for a walk
9:30am Pee Wee watches Rhinestone shower
...
LITTLE PINK DEVOTIONAL: Two things you should stop... →
littlepinkdevotional:
1) Panties. I prefer to call my undergarments choners, skivvies or the so practical it’s braindead underwear. Panties sound like I’m doing something morally wrong.
2) Stop referring to humping, doing it, getting it on, zooming, packin the weasel in the lunchbox, taking grandma for a walk,…
File # 144 "I carried a watermelon"
Agent Rhinestone can’t help but feeling like Baby from ‘Dirty Dancing’ when she says “I carried a watermelon”.
Not only does Rhinestone crave watermelons all day everyday…. she looks like she is smuggling one under the tight maternity tee she paid way tooooo much for at A Pea in the Pod.
File #143 Cray Cray
Well… It seems Agent Rhinestone is averaging about 1 blog entry per year these days… but she will attempt to catch you up!
1. Agent Rhinestone and her BF are expecting a baby boy on August 14th of 2010. What! Time to exchange her rhinestone pasties for a nursing-bouncing-babe and her favorite heeled boots for a er, ah….. a lower pair of heeled boots.
2. Another big change is...
February 2011
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
file #142 rhinestone is thankful for.....
1. family old and new
2. wonderful friends old and new
3. a warm little spot to sit
4. chandeliers
5. puppies
6. sequin ugg’s.
file #141 MUSIC!
Sometimes Agent Rhinestone gets inquiries about what music was used in a show. The Heavenly Spies latest show MATA HARI includes a bajilion songs…. but these are the main ones! Happy Listening!
“What’s a girl gotta do” Basement Jaxx
“Underwear” The Magnetic Fields
“Ringa Ringa” AR Rahman
“Scars” Basement Jaxx
“I am Naked” Stereo Total
“Call of Hagar” Watcha Clan
“Smokey Taboo” Coco...
File #140 brrr.
All of a sudden winter is upon Agent Rhinestone. She is huddled in front of a tiny heater typing away on her hot pink laptop. Occassionaly she has to put her hands under the sleeping pup Pee Wee on her lap… almost like a living black fur muff!
She is looking forward to the cold months of Seattle though… afterall…. she can now do the following things:
wear fur coats (duh, only...
October 2010
3 posts
File #139. A whole new world.
Agent Rhinestone has found herself in a whole new world. She left her little apartment for 1 on Cap Hill and moved into a new little abode on the water with her cuddly pup Pee Wee and even cuddlier BF. She spent 3 whole months working with El Capitan BF to make their home the swellest place on earth. The walls are different hues of pink, magenta, golden and tiffany’s box turquoise. The...
July 2010
3 posts
file #138 Amusing.
Agent Rhinestone thinks this article by Dan Savage is quite amusing. It’s not the actual article that amuses her it is the volume of comments below it! Which is most likely because of the sheer magnitude of burlesque performers in Seattle…
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-burlesque-shoah/Content?oid=4399613
Agent Rhinestone pondered leaving a comment but…. she...
June 2010
1 post
File #137 hearts and stars.
Rhinestone just returned from a weekend away on Orcas Island with all of her very favorite-est fun friends for Honey Sexpot’s birthday…
A weekend AWAY from her buzzingbrilliant BF and new puppy love Pee Wee. She hadn’t guessed that it would be so hard to be away from her new little hot pink family unit. It wasn’t outright hard (like she didn’t cry or anything)…...
May 2010
11 posts
File #136 Puppy Love.
On Sunday Agent Rhinestone and her BF spent the entire day at the Seattle Humane Society in Bellevue. Animal shelters generally make Rhinestone cry… but this was different….
The dog shelter was so crowded with people wanting to adopt animals that it made Agent Rhinestone immediatly get the adoption bug! She felt no pangs of sadness…. she felt desire for a tiny pup of her own!...
file #135 twins.twins.twins.twins.twins.
Yesterday Agent Rhinestone took a walk in the sunshine and then went to the store with her BF to purchase a few breakfast essentials.
coffee beans
strawberries
bread
oatmeal
and…..
EGGS. (hormone free! eggs)
When Agent Rhinestone arrived home she went to make 2 fried eggs to go with her strawberries, oatmeal, coffee and toast… alas…
Both eggs were twins.
Sick.
Agent...
File #134 a new me.
Dear Files of Rhinestone,
Well…. Hello! It’s me Fae. I am looking for a new me. Have you found her? I think she has a new dazzling color of hair… maybe dark brown or crazy light blonde?? She drinks 8 glasses of water and takes 2 fitness classes per day. She keeps her handbag organized and says things like “delightful to see you” and “my what a pretty hat you...
file # 133
sigh.
“I am a burlesque mother, covered in hot melt glue spit up, picking up...”
– Agent Rhinestone
file # 132 ch ch ch changes.
change is in the air…
As the sky slowly turns from cloudy grey to bright/great blue… Agent Rhinestone notices change on he horizon. All good changes of course!
Her baby sister graduating from highschool and moving to California to be a pre-movie star. (She got into UCLA theatre department = a very proud emotional older sis.)
Miss Nightingale Noir, one of Rhinestone’s fave...
xoxox, the heavenly spies.
The Heavenly Spies present: XOXOX! A burlesque expose! Friday Nights May 7, 14, 21, 28 @ 10:30PM
Friday nights June 11, 18, 25 @ 10:30PM & Saturday night June 12 @ 7:30 +10:30
Tickets: www.thecancan.com 206.652.0832
Standing Room $10, Dinner Packages: $40 regular seats, $45 VIP Venue Address: Can Can Kitchen & Cabaret 94 Pike (In the Pike Place Market)
SEATTLE, WA Seattle’s most...
April 2010
1 post
February 2010
4 posts
6 tags
File# 131 Moisture Festival
Come see The Heavenly Spies in the Moisture Festival at ACT Theater!
http://www.moisturefestival.org/events/burlesque
March 12th and 13th!
File #130 manager's special.
Agent Rhinestone loves to peruse the manager’s special section near the greeting cards at the QFC on Broadway. Scented candles for only a $1.49… are you out of your mind?
Rhinestone is now sorting through her costume closet and smelling the sweet soy scents of… cinnamon apple, guava coconut and caramel dreams. She may or may not have over done it in the manager’s special...
2 tags
file #129 phoneless in seattle.
Are you there God? It’s me Rhinestone…
It’s weird how one event can cause a complete landslide of other events. It all started when I began chewing on the rubbery cover of my new white blackberry. I was a bit on edge during production week of The Heavenly Spies show at Triple Door. I don’t smoke and I couldn’t bite my nails because I have beautiful sparkling pink...
File #128
Agent Rhinestone is not a natural blogger. She doesn’t remember to blog the way she remembers to always apply mascara before leaving the house….
Which leads her to her next thought:
If you had to choose 4 essential cosmetic items for the rest of your life… What would they be?
Agent Rhinestone’s would be:
a. concealer
b. blush
c. mascara
d. pink lip gloss
In other...
October 2009
2 posts
File #127 Olympia + Viva Oz Vegas....
Olympia:
Prior to the show in Olympia Agent Rhinestone, her BF and Kalub spent 3 days working on the sets for Viva Oz Vegas. Staying up til 1am spray painting shoes, repainting the yellow brick road, hammering, screwing, nailing, lifting, glittering, snacking, drinking…cans of champagne…etc…
Anyway- by the time we got to our show in Olympia… we felt pretty ready! We had...
File #126 Spokane + Viva Oz Vegas.
Viva Oz Vegas….. The Tour!
Spokane:
Agent Rhinestone arrived at the bus only to find out that it was a “burning man” bus of sorts. Quite cute…. suitable for a camping trip with friends or a trip to the coast with Ma and Pa… but perhaps not the best for a touring cast of 20! But… we made it work. We got cozy and settled in for our 5 hour drive to Spokane. We...
September 2009
2 posts
File #125 Mini Rhinestone
August 2009
4 posts
Viva Oz Vegas.... coming to a Theatre near you.... →
File# 124. don't man movies.
Last night Agent Rhinestone suffered in the name of Brad Pitt. She went to see the new Quentin Terantino anti-chic flick… “Inglorious Basterds.” She spent the entire movie in fetal position with her eyes shut tight and her ears covered.
Brad was pretty good…. I mean WOW… he loves eating snacks in movies and his accent was like so Americana trasheriffic! Way better...
File #123 in command.
Agent Rhinestone has created a new work post/command station in her apartment. She sits on a high stool behind her bar in the corner of the living room. She can see people walk in her front door… she can oversee meals cooking in her kitchen (mere steps away)…. she can clack on her laptop… and like poor drinks (if anyone is thirsty!) (Actually she only has one bottle of mystery...
“I loved my friend
She went away from me
There’s nothing more to say
The...”
June 2009
2 posts
File #122 Bird update.
The birds moved out. The babies learned to fly and went off to bird college. The Bird Mom and Dad moved to a smaller vent/fan thingy a few blocks from here.
Now there are just a few pigeons checking out the vent/fan thingy… no buyers yet…. it’s a bad economy.
Perhaps Agent Rhinestone should lower the selling price….
File #121 It seems Agent Rhinestone is somewhat of...
Agent Rhinestone has recently thrown out her motto “everything happens for a reason.” Her new motto is “sometimes things happen for a reason and sometimes they happen for no reason at all!”
The things that happen for no reason at all… are the things that end up teaching us lessons…. so perhaps they do happen for a reason. Perhaps Agent Rhinestone shall...
May 2009
13 posts
File #120 It's warm. like, wow.
Agent Rhinestone is so happy it’s finally warm. She can only think of sequin bikinis, new sun hats, original flavor frozen yogurt, Madison Beach and like other stuff you do and buy when it’s warm.
So- Bye. Agent Rhinestone is off to purchase pretty things and lay like a twiggy in the sun.
xox.
Agent Rhinestone
AKA
Golden Mermaid Running LAMB Sun Goddess Unicorn.
File #119 I guess re-blogging is the new blogging.
snackgirl:
“THE GOAL IS FOR US TO MATCH IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE”.
An important urgent email regarding our Heavenly Spies all-girl relaxation trip to Venice Beach in July. From Agent Rhinestone addressed to Nightingale Noir, Honey Sexpot, Fancy Drew and yours truly, James Blonde.
LA LA LAND we shall see you soon and we shall be matching. I CAN’T WAIT!
(Thank You Jessica!)ALRIGHT, WORLD. SEND GOOD...
snackgirl:
Sending positive thoughts, happy vibes, lucky sparkles and miraculous wishes out into the cosmos, through the universe and back down to Seattle for a special lady in just a few minutes at 4:35pm (east coast time).
It’s all happening…
Jeffrey AKA Sparkle has the funniest blog Agent... →
File #118 Who knew?
Agent Rhinestone was recently talked into going to see the new Star Trek movie. She went. (Dragging her boot heals, of course.)
It turns out… Agent Rhinestone kinda loved it! That one chic had great eyeliner. And… it looks like Spock has a secret pony! Dream Man? So zoomed in the face!
File #117 Rhinestone food.
Agent Rhinestone is the queen of going through weird eating stages.
When she lived with Honey Sexpot about a year ago she ate nothing but peanut butter and sliced cheddar on toast. She made Sexpot try it… but it wasn’t a big hit. Sexpot preferred to eat Toast with a light smear of Peanut Butter, a few pieces of Morning Star Soy Bacon on top and a quick drizzle of Honey! (It’s...
