14th
File #143 Cray Cray
Well… It seems Agent Rhinestone is averaging about 1 blog entry per year these days… but she will attempt to catch you up!
1. Agent Rhinestone and her BF are expecting a baby boy on August 14th of 2010. What! Time to exchange her rhinestone pasties for a nursing-bouncing-babe and her favorite heeled boots for a er, ah….. a lower pair of heeled boots.
2. Another big change is the addition of the new fam business: www.fredwildliferefuge.com
3. Umm…also…. Agent Rhinestone is playing Mother to The Heavenly Spies. She does hair, schedules shows and makes up dances…. same as usual… she just doesn’t dance on stage right now. Which is a new sort of adventure. Her legs twitch when she watches the girls dance… which will probs nev go away…. so she plans on performing again immed after the mini rhinestone is birthed… unless….. she develops… stretch marks. Which leads her to her next story.
Once upon a time (this morning)… Agent Rhinestone took a walk with her signif oth and then came home and popped into the shower. Upon emerging from the shower she looked in the mirror and saw 2 deep purple-ish looking marks on her lower belly. Stretch Marks! What! How did they develop over night???? She slathered on cocoa butter, threw on her fuzzy teal robe and ran from the bathroom in a fit of tears…. screaming “I am ruined!!!” She cried in her signif oth’s lap for an hour and mourned the loss of midriff showing costumes and days spent at the beach in a bikini. He tried his best to comfort her.
Fast Forward 2 hours later. Agent Rhinestone…. sat at her desk at work feeling some what resolved. She lifted up her shirt to check on her new stretch mark friend and low and behold it was gone. It had just been a mark from the waistband of her sweat pants. Oh…. I guess she was mistaken.
She still isn’t in the clear yet and if she actually does develop stretch marks…. she’ll never blog about it.
Love, Agent Rhino.
